Sunday, November 11, 2012

FORWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... *thud*


Going To Hell - But Healthy

The People's Republic Of Kalifornia has decided that in order to follow a healthy lifestyle, the slaves citizens of the republic SHALL NOT EAT MEAT ON MONDAYS.

WTH? Doesn't Kalifornia have other issues to deal with that are more important - like the dire financial straits they are in?

I'm thinking I need to send this picture to the Kalifornia Legislature members on Monday:



Friday, November 9, 2012

Happy Birthday, Asawa Ko!!!

Yesterday was my beautiful Asawa's birthday. We had a wonderful celebration with lots of food, lots of family and friends, and LOTS of Karaoke. Mahal na mahal na mahal kita, asawa ko. My heart belongs to you forever and ever.

This is my Asawa, Ronalyn. Still as beautiful as the first time I met her. I'm a lucky, lucky man.


And this is me, eating crispy pork skin (lechon). Hmmm - masarap!


Thursday, November 8, 2012

A Good Night's Sleep Does Wonders

I'm done with my post-election meltdown. Back to what is going on as it relates to my personal experiences in Paradise.

My new outlook:





What Really Happened On November 6th

We play too nice. Romney is a really nice guy - too nice. It's time to bring out the bears. If they mess with the bears, they lose a fucking arm. And a leg. We need to recruit someone that will tear into the opposition with no hesitation. The media is going to try to kill us no matter what we do, so we might as well go for the jugular and than laugh as the opposition bleeds out. Benghazi is a Impeachable nightmare and we should have gone for Obama's throat on the matter. Screw the old guard media - they have Obama (or whatever lefty jerk) so deep down their throats that they couldn't respond if their own asses were on fire. And their asses are on fire - oh, yes they are, and I plan to fan the flames and hope it consumes them.

It's time to stand up for what we really believe in. No more mamby-pamby pandering to those we fear we might offend. Screw them, they aren't going to vote for what is right for this country anyway and they make up a small percentage of the electorate. I'm sick and tired of kowtowing to the one person who is offended by a Christmas display, or that we don't have every government document in 23 gazillion different languages. Lay out the ugly reality for everyone and tell them how we are going to fix it. All of this 'global warming' and 'green energy' and 'special interest' crap goes on the back burner - or off the stove completely. Unless we fix this country, there's going to be new management and the special interests aren't going to like it one bit - think our 'New Chinese Overlords' . Fix the economy, get everyone working again, make most of us flush with cash, and THEN we'll talk about windmills and hybrid cars and special rights for the 1% (or less) of the population. But until the economy is running on all cylinders and we reverse the deficit, and we reduce the government and we start paying off the National Debt, all that nonsense will have to wait. If we default on our loans - our debt to our foreign creditors - our new Chinese Overlords are going to take over and they are not going to be very receptive to the whining that goes on today.

The big problem is - America as a whole is too short-sighted. We need to give everyone the long-term vision.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Really?

OBAMA 59,584,661*
ROMNEY 56,959,312

(from Drudge - 12.1107)

Are 60 MILLION Americans really that fucking stupid?

Oy, vey!

Hopefully the well deserved nuclear apocalypse won't make it all the way to the islands...

Goodbye America

It was a nice run while it lasted - 237 years. I doubt you'll survive the next four.

You can call me when you have returned to your collective senses - until then, goodbye and thanks for all the fish.